(She begins walking away. Bears. (Sequel Month intro plays.) Disney and Sega's animal and human style of the 2002 film, "The Country Bears". It's long and...drawn-out and boring, and I'm gonna go this way now. (as all the crew) Do I have a line? He admits to not having seen the full film despite referencing it many times in the past, but now confesses that he enjoys the film for what it is; an entertaining film filled with a lot of nicely done elements, while the bad stuff is also equally as entertaining. (The Nostalgia Critic sits at his desk looking bored and resting his head on his hand) NC: Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. NC: (stunned) Is that an anvil? A huge, secure, and contented middle class emerged. NC (vo): They go to a wedding where the final member seems to be schmoozing with the rich, but they later find out he's just the wedding singer. Hold on a second. Beary Berrington - Robin the Frog Ted Bedderhead- Trixie St. Claire - Tennessee O'Neal - Big Al - Fred Bedderhead - Henry Dixton Taylor - Zeb Zuber - Gobo Fraggle (Fraggle Rock) Officer Cheets - Angry Video Game Nerd Officer Hamm - Nostalgia Critic Roadie - McZee (3D Movie Maker) Mr. Chicken - Pingu Mr. … (The Country Bears finish their performance, with Beary letting out an excited yell). The Nostalgia Critic takes a look at 1985's Black Cauldron. Back to the film, where Zeb wins the duel, as Setzer congratulates him). Tamara: Regardless, we are gonna take you away from anguish, away from despair, away from Country Bears! Today's movie has a...bit of a reputation. (Brings out a 100 dollar bill) You have change for a hundred? NC (vo): The rest of the family, of course, shows up, and can you imagine being the team setting this stunt up, risking their lives so that this crazy-shit climax can be filmed? No one's ever admitted to liking it before. Another message pops up: "The DISNEY Ride? (The title card for Sequel Month appears where a stick figure of the NC’s face looking disgusted is shown) NC: I’ll try to con-tain my enjoyment. Fired. Dark Heart: Time for a game of disappearing bears. (The waitress starts singing as the chef of the kitchen takes out a guitar and starts playing). Zeb claims Ted to be the reason for the band's disestablishment, but Ted says that he held them together and that no one was grateful, as the other members were all busy letting their personalities and habits get in the way). Guess what? Well believe it or not, Nostalgia Critic finds a few things right in, The Country Bears. NC (vo): Kind of like Disney has had over certain periods of time. NC snorts with laughter again), NC (vo): As if his father is thinking... (Imitates Norbit) "My God, he stopped me with a spoon. NC: A-are you doing that again? In all honest-to-God seriousness...I kinda had a fun time with it! (Ted patches things up with Beary and decides to do the concert. Fired. Enter Christopher Walken as Reed Thimple, an evil businessman who wants to tear down Bear Hall. Check out our gallery. Nostalgia Critic is an American review comedy web series created, directed by and starring web comedian Doug Walker. The scene is extended with footage of Krystal and Fred's music video. You're ruining the take! by ChannelAwesome $20 . NC (vo): They make it to Country Bear Hall, but it looks like no one showed up because their agent made a deal with Walken and didn't promote them. NC: (sighs) Nothing, I'm just trying to watch Country Bears. (Crush!) Reed Thimple: Six years? NC: Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the whole movie came out of his head. Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. (Henry reveals to Beary his new decision). (The photo of Christopher Walken is shown in front of a tape recorder, as we hear the audio of reenacted conversation between Walken and the studio executive). In the first fuck ups video, Critic beats up Mike Ellis, a former manager of Channel Awesome.Cathartic in hindsight when all the bad management came out and Ellis had defended The Distressed Watcher. Tamara: Ha-ha! (We cut to Thimple speaking with Big Al at Bear Hall). (Thimple laughs and leaves. (turns his head to Hamm, revealing that all his hair is frozen behind him). Henry: Thimple, I'm definitely changing banks. Looking good! (That night, Dex reveals Beary's background to Beary, who soon decides to leave home). Thimple: Ever since that day, I've been plotting my revenge. You're gonna have to leave the store. NC (vo): He does get a pretty funny comeback scene, though. I'm kind of hoping it becomes one of those movies that people look back on and say, "What the hell were they thinking? A weird and rather weak twist, but let's be honest, this was just an excuse to get Christopher Walken to do this. / Oh, God, he's gonna run off this way. Later, Dex comes in, saying that Beary has got a visitor. Krystal: You're Fred Bedderhead? Do you like the sound of crunching wood? (The bear scene from that movie is shown, showing Wendy discovering a weird-looking bear in a room. 1 MOVIES OF THE 1950s & EARLIER 2 MOVIES OF THE 1960s 3 MOVIES OF THE 1970s 4 MOVIES OF THE 1980s 5 MOVIES OF THE 1990s 6 MOVIES OF THE 2000s 7 MOVIES OF THE 2010s 8 TELEVISION SHOWS 9 PROGRAMMING … Newscaster: This man is involved in the abduction of this 10-year-old boy. (The first member that is shown is Fred Bedderhead, who is working as a security guard on the set of a music video. (13 Feb 2019). I'm not entirely sure what this movie was aiming for, but it entertained me and made me laugh. (Jim prepares to use the defibrillators on NC), Malcolm: I guess, but we're still gonna shock your testicles occasionally for good measure. Bonnie Raitt: They're great. They got... (Looks at his cell phone to see the IMDB page for Krystal Harris) ...Krystal Harris! Don't let them catch on that you figured it out. NC (vo): The film opens, trying to convince us that the Bears were a legit country band. NC: Though he does kind of look like a Medusa Head from Castlevania. Tamara: Okay. NC (vo): Walken finally reveals who he is: The kid who lost years ago in the talent show. (beat) And so did you. NC: (facepalmed) Oh, my God! So, yeah. NC: (as Henry) Now it's all Splash Mountain dubstep and tea cup rappers. (Malcolm and Jim charge at NC, yelling. NC: (irritably) Will you just let me watch it?! NC: Uh, Mr. Walken, you were supposed to just say a line into the phone. Find the latest tracks, albums, and images from The Country Bears. [in response to the soundtrack of Doug sounding like it's being "farted out"] Nostalgia Critic: This scene needs a little more tension.Howard! So they go to... (Trixie is wearing...nothing but a purple fur coat) Whoa! Walken: I have ways. (Ted is shown at a local country club, working at the wedding. NC (vo): They, of course, play to the crowd, even let Beary rock his guitar, and everyone is super-excited. The visitor is Ted, who says Beary left his backpack in the bus, and the Bears have read Beary's school essay about them and feel awful for their arguments). The Bears go in the meadow and try to explain the situation to Beary. The trio realize they've been tricked and knock on the door) Critic! NC (vo): She gets a chance to show off her singing chops, and while the musical segments in this aren't awful, they are pretty boring. (She tries to open the door as Malcolm and Jim begin to pursue her now). It's very well done. 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