One night while sitting somewhere out of spain, about two in the morning, my grandfather notices four girls out on a beach nude; being the upstanding gentleman he was, he sent his buddy to go and wake all of their friends to come up there and see it. [–][deleted] 141 points142 points143 points 5 years ago (3 children). Thats from before 2004, because I remember laughing about that early in high school, possibly in 8th grade. What, are you just randomly clicking around?! I remember reading it but couldn't remember where from. Picture of veiny cock, right in the comment section. I go to pornhub, click on the first video I see, crank that shit to 100 on my speakers and let it play for the ~three minutes that my buddy ended up lasting. They wept, I wept, and we all wept together. One of them kept sniffing the air as another one made a face of revulsion. That would probably cause an air embolism which can kill you. To be honest the whole room was a technicolor dreamworld and i had no idea this girl even existed until she was pouting 6 inches from my face. Dishes were zooming around on their mounts, directional changes were being made, just about anything. I've seen a lot of wrongfully gilded posts on reddit, but this was not one of them. In response douche bag lets his dog off of the leash. [–]echisholm 1472 points1473 points1474 points 5 years ago (35 children). When that fell through, he had no choice but to throw Maurice in the asylum (something marrying Belle would have fixed, since he would once again be close enough to Maurice to influence him). Unsatisfied, they all got up as a group and moved towards the center of the train, right where I was. It's not funny the second or third time, either. [–]marqattack 10200Answer Link1019 points1020 points1021 points 5 years ago (33 children), [–]trexrocks 415 points416 points417 points 5 years ago* (4 children). Post the links if you still have them please :), [–]ResilientZero 17610Answer Link1762 points1763 points1764 points 5 years ago* (74 children). Hacky sackers that used to just hang out in the common areas at school and hacky sack all the time, where are you today? Since i was distracted by some amazing fractals on the ceiling she rode me like a bucking bronco for the better part of an hour to prove she could make me cum. We get to her place and her dads awake. His two back feet all wrapped up in his neck fur with one hand hanging onto an ear. Does he own the bar? Quoting Oscar Wilde's "The Soul of Man Under Socialism" during a charity function isn't helping. Not a story, but a picture (NSFW, credit: /u/nicodomeus). The fact he never brings up his egg addiction or his prior heroism can be attributed to another one of Gaston's defining character traits: his struggle to be emotionally open, and his modesty. Good story, but that shit makes me crack up every time. I wrote this! How did I miss it? I dont think I have the link was couple of years ago... Basically the guy worked for the the government and he used to send his friends letters with the government seal on them so they used to be really scared that they were being summoned to court, speeding fine, warrant for their arrest but when the opened up the letter he just had written "You're a dick" in it. Prepare to laugh as you read these 18 funny dating stories that will make you cringe with embarrassment. The story was about a kid in college, who had a crush on this girl in his class. Edit so that it's included in this comment: Driving instructors of Reddit, what are your worst student driver experiences? [–]Zwergenpunk 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (3 children), good thing I was alone in the office when I read that, [–]xndrz 46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (2 children). This is nothing short of genocide. And I mean it itch! Distracted by the bride's, erm, assets, Barbdwyer22 spaced out during a very important part of the ceremony: the part when you're supposed to say \"I do.\" \"They had to yell my name a few times before I snapped out of … lunch. She goes to crack his back, somehow pinches a nerve or something, he collapses to the floor, shits his pants, and then changes schools. [–]pinkswallo 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children), Im at work and I literally had to close the tab 5 times before I could finish reading it. I went out to enjoy a good old smoke of wacky tobacky and I thought this only happens in movies but there’s a couple across from where we live and they’re having sex for what seemed to last only thirty seconds. My rectum started engineering a WMD and I was trying my best to keep it in the chamber, as I did not want to declare war and offend the neighboring passengers. [–]Jeffw54 47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (3 children), Those are the best ask reddit threads the ones where people share stories, [–]gmessad 66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (3 children). Funny news, photos, videos, and opinion. Nazis, Crips & Bloods, Triads. [–]DXGypsy 37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago* (1 child). I was waiting out front of a truck stop back in the mid 80's. He's elated! I honestly can't remember the name of the town, but there was this little Italian town pretty much carved into the side of a steep mountain right next to where they made port at; my grandfather decides he wants to see the sights while he has leave, and flags down a taxi. by JFK, or "There! The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two ass-cheeks sliding past each other with every step. Regardless of how many times her new mommy and daddy put her in bed, she would always go back to the closet. As for ConradSchu? [–]thekey147 72 points73 points74 points 5 years ago (5 children). [–]dragnu5 115 points116 points117 points 5 years ago (3 children), [–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children). [–]naughtydreams 56 points57 points58 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–]JWson 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (0 children). After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. [–]PRGuyHere 32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (0 children). I needed this to cheer up a bit. [–]SixCrazyMexicans 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]ifaptocfb 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (2 children), [–][deleted] 69 points70 points71 points 5 years ago* (5 children), TIFU: secretly eating mushrooms while my wife was asleep in a house full of cats, https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2a78al/tifu_secretly_eating_mushrooms_while_my_wife_was/, tldr: Herding cats on shrooms while wife is asleep. sight. My friend was sleeping over at my house. Then eventually, we'd make the break. Hot. [Serious]. I mentioned how surprised I was that they shipped Shamu all the way across the country just to make appearances here. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. While they may not have made a real impact on history, they may make you laugh. The best trait of proper trolling is keeping it simple, while still being unpredictable. So, Ops and the radar operators were told to do anything and everything to get that signal. If OP's family was Irish, the top comments suggestion would be hillarious. Each of us has been in an awkward situation at least once in our lives. The way it just strips the subtext away to its honest core is so sublime and hilarious to me. US Marines vanquished by Norwegian Schoolchildren: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/1w0sav/6th_grade_girl_bullies_get_destroyed/cexnfsr?context=3, [–]Ratula22 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child). [–][deleted] 112 points113 points114 points 5 years ago* (7 children), [–]TheKillaDonut 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (4 children), [–]k4be 98 points99 points100 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–]Dolphinately_ 515 points516 points517 points 5 years ago (17 children). Responding only in memes and youtube clips of movies is not an effective means of communication with management. Lmao, Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Mast-o-baters?” His mother and I thought he was doing it intentionally. So he sieges the castle, and in one of Disney's most tragic moments, plummets to his death. Breaking news I don't know how to format links on the mobile app but here it is: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2w92u2/how_would_life_and_society_be_different_if_we/cop0fhd, [–]mysliceofthepie 89 points90 points91 points 5 years ago (3 children). The comment deserved every single one of them. 2. I'm not surprised that /u/OJs_lawyer is a great wingman. And it doesn't really matter because he probably couldn't spell it anyway. Lol 28k karma. Join. Sniffing the SSH and Kerberos password of the chief security officer isn't funny. As my friend and I walked past the passenger side of the car, the brother lit a firecracker and threw it at us but the window was closed and it bounced off the glass and into his lap and exploded. [–]NinjaDerpy 46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (3 children), [–]john1112371 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (2 children). Because I feel like the comment would be funnier if I knew what the post was. more >>, Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or to the experience of others. I for one would be pretty stoked to have a blue mystery steak land on me as I was walking past. And for the love of Christ don't fall asleep. [–]bada-dada 145 points146 points147 points 5 years ago (8 children). Well the dog spots this lil monkey and proceeds to go apeshit over it. Invite your girlfriend to meet your parents. [–]Cracked_Sucks 64 points65 points66 points 5 years ago* (3 children). 19 hours ago. [–]Montys_Pythons 30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (6 children), Yup, the number says how many mines are touching that tile, [–]TayTayGaming 10090Answer Link1004 points1005 points1006 points 5 years ago (16 children), If you were sentenced to, let's say 10+ years in jail what would you do with your time. Make the population know that we run this town. Holy shit, this is beautiful. [–]the_seed 365 points366 points367 points 5 years ago (7 children), "5 cats in the basement and I can only count to 4!" Unfilter. [–]Consanguineously 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago* (10 children). Classic. I dropped my nuke mere inches from the back of the head of one of the teenagers. I tried to make small talk but he was quite a sourpuss. Asks for the controller. Because that is definitely how I would respond, "Yep, Francis Bacon, I totally get it", [–][deleted] 70 points71 points72 points 5 years ago (3 children). I'm going to be 26 in a couple of weeks. Do you have a link? Was in tears after this one. He says “purple”. I could not control my laughter I had to stop reading a few times. Pulls out one of those tiny baseball bats like you used to get at Astroworld or carnivals, and places it in the monkeys hand. I shared in their pain, as a little bit of the gas had crept with me and attacked my very senses. Then he would link to the next thread asking "what would you tell your XX year old self" blah blah blah then it ends in this very long imgur with another story. Her husband has left in the evening to buy some cigarettes or some bread in the shop downstairs, and didn’t come back. Exploiting and shutting off compromised routers leveraged in a DoS attack directed at the company, while more effective than upstream filtering, is still a federal crime. I had to stop reading just to keep laughing quiet enough to not wake up my family. The late night host declared his quips funny and, well, that was funny. Browse through and read funny reddit stories and books . 1. He was pacing the dashboard back and forth. [–]MrMeeeseeks 238 points239 points240 points 5 years ago (16 children). That sounds like some shit that would happen. Lol, [–]baardvark 65 points66 points67 points 5 years ago (1 child). As he aged, he ate more and more, and with the chicken-crisis over, his addiction began costing him financially. While we were sitting there a big 18 wheeler pulls in without a trailer (bobtail) so he parks right up front like a normal car would. I never really considered it before, just kind of thought it was a funny way to spell beetles... At age 17: finally learned that a Mini Cooper is manufactured by the make Mini, and the line of cars is Coopers. [–]Craftastrophe 4670Answer Link475 points476 points477 points 5 years ago (17 children), I first saw this posted in a "things you didn't know about movies" type thread which I can't find back, where they suggested that Gaston was actually a protagonist in Beauty and the Beast. Press J to jump to the feed. He can't even hold a book correctly. Imagine an entire aircraft carrier full of a few thousand guys shitting their brains out, needless to say, the plumbing system was starting to have some serious issues. Fluffy bunny slippers are not authorized protective footwear on the data center floor. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. My ass was smooth as ivory. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/c1hdgwv, [–]SixCrazyMexicans 159 points160 points161 points 5 years ago (0 children), I remembered the story after the first sentence but kept reading. I really should have seen it coming, he really was an "all the gear, no idea" kind of guy. I walked slowly towards them as if I was trying to grab the pole near them and dropped off some Agent Orange very carefully and slowly as to not emit a sound while I cropdusted my herbicide on the unsuspecting noise terrorists. [–]jmac1066 47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (8 children), [–]aconjunction 117 points118 points119 points 5 years ago (2 children), [–][deleted] 114 points115 points116 points 5 years ago (3 children), [–]TurtleSayuri 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]Cosmok14[] 52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (17 children), [–]commentssortedbynew 343 points344 points345 points 5 years ago (8 children). He'll be over qualified there, they can't count up to 3. It's not easy being the man who saved France. I have tried to find the link to this for ages, so if you know it, or can find it, I would be forever grateful. I'm upstairs in my room when I start hearing loud moans. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. Calling desktop support to my desk to deliver a mouse because playing a first person shooter with trackpad only is not a valuable use of company resources. [–]Doctor_What_ 62 points63 points64 points 5 years ago (0 children). In a recent Reddit thread, sex workers shared stories about their clients' fun, funny, and yes, somewhat unusual, desires. Also, here's the original thread. That man is an amazing storyteller. It's not appropriate or necessary to threaten to replace someone with a few hundred lines of code, though technically feasible. In a tifu thread, a very knowledgeable redditor called the thread out for being fake. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. One look at that war machine and Gaston hatched a plan; marry Belle, and get close enough to Maurice to talk him down. New AskReddit Stories: What is the strangest thing that has happened to you while getting it on? That was posted less than two weeks ago? This time, I attacked from the flank and stayed my position near the doors. But of course, we’ve dug them out for your reading pleasure. Or at least as irl as /r/museumofreddit gets, [–]TheStabbyCyclist 50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (2 children). When Gaston sees the Beast in the mirror, two thoughts run through his head. Shipments of ammunition are not to be sent to the data center's receiving department and I'm not to task the department with loading it in my car for me. "Project management may be compared to a primate attempting sexual congress with a football" is right out. I don't know man. Putting "DBA team sniffs cat butts" in Oracle server MOTDs doesn't cultivate a good relationship between UNIX and DBA teams. And the one about the kid who fingered his cat a lot, so he ended up bringing his cat to a talent show and all the kids were holding back laughter until he finally did it and his cat yelled.Here, [–]loics 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (17 children). If you're tired of the obviously fake Reddit stories that spread online like wildfire, and you're looking for something a little different, this Reddit troll is making us want to scroll Ask Reddit once again. Kevin is just, living the dream. Another reason Gaston wants to marry Belle is because, as mentioned above, all he knows how to do is to fight for France and its people. He asks me “wha? People are going to know who runs shit around here. So funny. New AskReddit Stories: what was the most shocking thing you heard the 'quiet kid' say? I am both fortunate and humble to have been so privileged to be present for such an event. Reddit's 16 Funniest Job Interview Nightmares . Sitting on a park bench with a guy that had a big Rottweiler kinda dog on a leash with him. Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair, ventilation. Jesus, learn to wipe... [–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child). my head hung low, my heart was full. /u/OJs_Lawyer and his story of being the world's greatest wingman. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. We must nurture that confusion... nurture it... [–]mashington14 82 points83 points84 points 5 years ago (5 children). I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. Now we have a situation that has escalated to the point where we have a dog jumping up at the window and a monkey screaming profanities right back at him. Make sure you are calm and adjust your tone to make the narration most effective. Maybe not THE funniest that I've read, but this post response featuring Snoop Dogg and a conspiracy theorist was hilarious. Ego was stroked today. As I was opening the door to my car, I heard one of the worker say, The ones made for smokers back in the day. save. I thought he actually died during his 22 day absence... [–]dumbledore_albus 156 points157 points158 points 5 years ago (1 child). Which the woman was screaming “I’m your dirty little slut! I want to meet that man and shake his hand. Tired, and not feeling well enough to argue, I went back to leaning on the train door. Once I'd made a name for myself as the don of the jail, I'd unite all factions. Nor are donuts necessary for server component stress testing. Awkward and unsatisfied silence. Ray-Bans are called that because they "Ban" the suns rays from entering your eyes. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. That was by ramsesthepigeon or something like that. Original Stories. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements, things like "How many Indians could there be?" Upon hearing this the driver leans over and reaches into his glove box I guess. He gets upset. 7 min read. Nailed the prompt and characters. [–]ryanpilot 83 points84 points85 points 5 years ago (2 children). Recruitment ; We’ve compiled a selection of the most cringe-worthy job interview stories from Reddit’s poor unfortunate users for your Friday reading pleasure Get ready to grimace! Pixar movies are almost universally beloved for many reasons. Others are just silly. Post about the girl who rehearsed and starred in a one-man play for a crazy guy. The funny part to me is that he just assumes the steak is no longer a problem once it's out the window, like they won't end up finding it on the lawn latter on. Well, the driver finally rolls down the regular window and out leaps all kinds of miniature primate hell. 7-8 2. Don't leave a 110v plug wired to an RJ-45 jack lying around for someone to find. ", [–]Mr_Barry_Shitpeas 33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]Vicckkky 106 points107 points108 points 5 years ago* (7 children), [–]The_Legend_of_Jaelon 161 points162 points163 points 5 years ago* (20 children). [–]havidelsol 166 points167 points168 points 5 years ago (19 children), [–]bitchtits_mcgoo 30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]miserylovescomputers 51 points52 points53 points 5 years ago (29 children), [–]AdvicePerson 55 points56 points57 points 5 years ago (9 children). ", [–]d_wootang 214 points215 points216 points 5 years ago* (15 children), My grandfather was in the navy back in the 60s, and growing up he'd always tell some of the best damn stories from his time there; from the nude beach in spain, the No Shit/ food poisoning story, to the best/worst Italian taxi driver, and the only time he has ever seen a serious marine officer smile. That's fourty-eight eggs a day. He had the patience to wait for months for it to "ferment", but he didn't have time to wait until he got home from school and just drank it during homeroom? Rising. card. card classic compact. "Do you suffer from a learning disability?" Coworkers are not to be subject of psychological experiments, regardless of how benign they may be. So with nothing keeping him buoyant, and with no scuba gear, he lets go of the side to swim to the ladder. I should not follow the complaint about said email with another to the team stating "I'd like to strike 'as to not enrage management' from the previous as it has perturbed management. This man had a lot of time on his hands and I'm thankful for that. A poster of my supervisor with a potato for a head is not funny and still violates rule 2. Many of us have awkward, cringe-worthy but undeniably funny dating stories we want to bury. I was the Enola Gay and I had a second payload. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing back in, it comes in as stubble. Not reading it is basically admitting that you hate laughter and happiness. Which is just a beautiful question anyways. It took me until like the third paragraph to get it. Tell me you love me! All I can say is friends don’t shave your ass hair! He says that he can't think of anything to say, so he says nothing, and she then repeats the request, but the second time she is not fucking requesting, but demanding it. She slaps him upside the head and tells his not to say that. However, the air embolism is really unlikely. Do not assign contractors numbers and refer to them by number alone, even if they take well to the system and begin addressing eachother by number. It was a terrible smell and it lingered. No text is allowed in the textbox. She floats the idea of dirty talk, and apparently likes to be objectified, even demeaned a bit, from time to time. The internet is a big place. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony. More likely would be the infection, or if it was enough pressure, expanding your bladder and possibly rupturing it. 194k. My stomach wasn't feeling so good, so I had been aching for a seat and made a beeline for one. Is the first story scientifically correct? 10/10, [–]Veggieleezy 99 points100 points101 points 5 years ago (1 child). Ask Reddit is a forum where people can ask a question of the community and get responses from people from all walks of life. I was cooking some homemade mash potatoes and my girlfriends nephew at the time was about 10.. real thick Asian accent and has a hard time to pronounce English words. I fought to keep from heaving. 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